Colonel Sanders Accuses Beef Industry of Starting Bird Flu
Colonel Harland Sanders has accused the world's beef industry of starting the bird flu panic. "Hey, they bio-engineered this disease in some lab to kill the birds and take over the fast food industry. They are afraid that Original Recipe a...
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Starship Enterprise Helmsman Hikaru Sulu (portrayed by George Takei in the original series) has come out of the closet and announced his homosexuality to the United Federation of Planets.
Read full storyEagles Suspend Terrell Owens
The Philadelphia Eagles suspended wide receiver Terrell Owens for conduct detrimental to the team. This was due to comments and insults made by Owens to reporters regarding the Eagle's players, players' wives, players' mothers, player...
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Washington, DC-What goes around, comes around! The dying dinosaur of Social Security has left the Baby Boomer generation at a loss for how to survive in a time where decades of government chicanery have taken all that glitters out of what once...
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