Donald Rumsfeld announces Iraqi Troop Pullout
(MSNBC) Donald Rumsfeld in a surprise announcement told Meet The Press's Tim Russert that our troops in Iraq are coming home in December. 2038. Russert, a bit startled by the announcement asked Rumsfeld, "Why so long?" to which Rumsfel...
Read full storyMcDonald's to offer special Playstation 2 Cheats as free food prizes.
OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS (AP) At a recent press conference, McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner announced that thousands of McDonald's fast food restaurants would be offering Playstation 2 Cheats as free prizes along with every purchase of a Big Mac. "We are v...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Sends Dick Cheney to be Tortured at Guantanamo Bay
WASHINGTON (AP)-Desperate to improve his plunging standings in public opinion polls, President George Bush has sent Vice President Dick Cheney to be tortured at the US torture facility at Guantanamo Bay near Cuba.
Read full storyFrance Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout
(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...
Read full storyStandards Set for 2006 Women's Fashions
The Board of Accessorizing, Female Fashion, Lingerie, and Entertainment (B.A.F.F.L.E.) has released new guidelines and rules to govern the design and styles of women's clothing. B.A.F.F.L.E. (sometimes referred to as "The Fashion Police")...
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