Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton
Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.
Read full storyPriscilla Presley: Double Trouble
Washington DC (AP) - After leaving the Alexandria office of the Commissioner for Patents today, Priscilla Presley, President of Elvis Presley Enterprises Inc., announced that she is now the licensee and owner of a patent that discloses the invention...
Read full storySimon Cowell launches Pope Idol
London, England. Music mogul Simon Cowell will judge the latest reality game show to hit the small screen - Pope Idol.The show is sure to be hit, following on from Cowell's previous successes such as Popstars, Pop Idol and The Rabbi Factor.
Read full storyCattle think they are dolphins while on marijuana
WAKAWAKA TIKI, Hawaii -- There is evidence that some Hawaiian cattle are under the influence of dope and going into the ocean thinking they are dolphins.
Read full storySan Diego Homes and Condos Now Impossible to Sell or Flip, Heralding US Real Estate Crash
SAN DIEGO (ARF)- When the housing market was white-hot only 8 months ago, Alex Flapper could buy a luxury downtown condo in San Diego, California with as little as $50 down and sell it one month later for a staggering profit of $4,000,000. But Flappe...
Read full storyBush: War On Terriers Will Continue
"I won't rest until the world is free from the threat of terriers"...
Read full storyVictoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business
Huntington and New York, New York---Today, it is not only possible to Grow Up Gotti, but also to Buy Gotti, Eat Gotti, Look Gotti and Live Gotti.
Read full storyDead Soldiers Proved to Have Been Turning in Their Graves?
A recent preliminary research report has been published by a Consortium of European Academic Institutes which claims to prove that the remains of a random selection of corpses at military cemeteries across Europe have literally been found to have ”turned in their graves”. This astonishing claim is purported to result from recorded information about recent military and political events being relaye...
Read full storyIt's Official! Paris Hilton Is Divorcing Nicole Richie!
The Hollywood Hilton---In a media world saturated with fantastic schemes, Paris Hilton tells her old bud Nicole, "It's over. I don't love you any more." Nicole shoots back, "No wonder. The media feeding has calmed down and you've got Stavros...
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