Tony Blair heralds rise in fairness.
Tony Blair yesterday unveiled figures showing a 25% decrease in unfairness since 1997, the year that he came to power. He cited a 33% increase in the number of celebrities marrying ordinary members of the public, saying that this was 'a right ste...
Read full storySomebody reportedly knew the trouble 'I've seen,' professor says
MOBILE, Ala. - In a remarkable development concerning religion, civil rights and blues music, a renowned researcher of suppression in the U.S. has announced that somebody did know the trouble that was seen by the millions who have sung Nobody Know...
Read full storyMcCartney space concert repels alien invasion
Aged rocker Paul McCartney has saved the Earth from almost certain destruction after he beamed a song from his latest album into space. NASA reported on Sunday that their scanners had detected a large alien invasion force amassing behind one of t...
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