"Odd Couple" Testifies In Michael Jackson trial
It may seem the Michael Jackson trial is getting weirder and weirder each time he enters court. Now, both Jackson and his teenage accuser have gone to the extremes in search for witnesses. A very odd couple have decided to testify for each. Turns...
Read full storyCharles names Royal Wedding A-List
Clarence House, London; Wednesday 23 March(Associated Mess) - Prince Charles's household has named a glittering array of Global Peace Process luminaries who will be officiating at his forthcoming nuptuals to Camilla Nosy Parker at Slough Cremato...
Read full storyQUIZ...Are You A Loser?
It's a Sunday night and once again it's time to kick back those shoes and do what you enjoy most...You A) Have a few tequila shots and hit the town with your friends, you rarely go to work Mondays anyway cause you're always hang over...
Read full storyFBI Recruits "School Shooters" for the Matrix Reloaded Metal Spider Attack 5 ‘Who's The Next One'
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has started a massive recruitment drive for ‘school shooters'. The FBI has had a lacklustre performance over the last few years and is considered responsible for letting several acts of terrorism go ahead unchecked...
Read full storyAlaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"
Alaska-- Last Tuesday morning the people of Alaska voted on whether there should be drugs in their school system or not. The poll was a very close one but the "Yes" people won with 52% of the vote.
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