Bush intervenes in 'Rite to Di' fiasco
Washington D.C., Monday 21 March - (Mess Association) An irate President George Bush Jr intrerrupted his latest holiday last night to fly back to Washington in order to intervene in the raging Vernal Equinox storm regarding the ancient rights of Dru...
Read full storyJohn Paul II Blames Radical Feminists for Lack of Brothels
Vatican City, Saturday (Rioters) - As the temperature soared in Italy yesterday the Pope launched his annual mid-summer tirade against women after a delegation from the Curia bemoaning the lack of prostitutes on the streets of Rome called on His Who...
Read full storyUnited States to Invade Kenya
The Bush administration announced today that it plans to invade Kenya, winner of the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize, in search of weapons of mass destruction or WMD.
Read full storyInsurance Companies Remove Antibiotics From Formularies and Substitute Shrimp
Minnetonka, Minneapolis--Led by managed care giant United Healthcare (NASDAQ code: X$%^&*$#%^$^ subscribers), all major HMOS in the United States have removed all antibiotics from their formularies due to rising pharmaceutical prices and the necessit...
Read full storyCamilla Love Child Special - Hope For Endangered Species
It is a tragic event that the British Royal Family of orangutans is a critically endangered species and so it was with some scepticism that when Monkey World, Dorset, UK had announced the coupling of Charles (56) and Camilla (57) that they wou...
Read full storyBush blames porn for Columbine massacre
After much debate over the past six years about what drove Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold to do what they did on April 20th, 1999, George W Bush has come to a conclusion.The Spoof got a chance to have a brief interview with the president Friday while...
Read full storyQwest ups offer for MCI to $100B, then immediately files for bankruptcy protection
DENVER - Qwest bumped up its offer for the outright purchase of MCI to $100 Billion dollars. The offer, which exceeds the one recently made by Verizon by a factor of 15 times, was creating a stir around the MCI offices in New York just about cocktail...
Read full storyMichael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Sold!
CALIFORNIA -- Just one day after being put on the market, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch has been sold. "We were delighted to inform Mr. Jackson that we were able to sell his home is such a short period of time. Michael Jackson asked us to keep t...
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