Michael Jackson Guilty of Live 8 Ticket Scandal
Barely one day after being found Not Guilty of allegations that he brought the high office of Pontiff into disrepute, well known pyjama catwalk model, Michael Jackson, has been caught, in flagrante, conducting an auction for his complimentary pair of...
Read full storyToys "R" Us Develops "Kiddie" Arrest Kit
Toys "R" Us, national toy store chain, announced today that they have developed a "Kiddie" arrest kit to use with juvenile offenders. Reviewing the increase in grade school and sometimes, even pre-school crime, toy developers saw the need for age ap...
Read full storySchedule Revealed for "Who Wants To Be a Hilton?"
Network executives leaked to the press today the schedule for the upcoming reality series "Who Wants To Be a Hilton?" The show will star the mother of the famous Hilton sisters and will try to turn a group of middle, lower, and classless people into...
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