A Tom Cruise Bride Born Today
The future Mrs. Tom Cruise in the year 2025 was born today in Amarillo, Texas. Twenty years from now, looking just as handsome and boyish with his 400 watt smile, trim body and shaved, checker board head (for a new film role) Tom will be expounding t...
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Called in to broker a peace agreement in the nearby universe of Middle Earth, President Bush has analyzed the political situation involving the war against the Dark Lord Sauron and come to the following conclusions: "I'm thinking the only w...
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An assassination attempt, in the city of Kobe in Japan, was foiled recently by the quick actions of local police, fire, and animal control officials. It seems two small kittens, perhaps outraged by the commonplace use of cat meat in Japanese cuisine...
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