Republicans See Anti-Bush Agenda in All Lucas Films
The recent release of "Star Wars; Revenge of the Sith" has been met with much protest by Republicans who see this as an attack on President Bush and the war in Iraq. In an interview conducted yesterday by 60 Minutes correspondent...
Read full storyMiscommunications Mar Mubarak/Bush Dialog
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush urged Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Wednesday to show the world his country can set an example for others by holding free and fair presidential elections. "You first!" Mubarak responded after an ext...
Read full storyDeep Throat Comes Forward, Laments Pseudonym
Former FBI Deputy Director Mark Felt revealed to a stunned world Tuesday that he was in fact "Deep Throat," the infamous informant who played a crucial role in bringing down the Nixon administration in 1974 in the wake of the Watergate scandal. Felt...
Read full storyToyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010
TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said t...
Read full storyFrench break with tradition and refuse to surrender
France. Wednesday. 1st June. Jacque Chirac was forced to appoint a new Prime Minister yesterday after Monday's disastrous vote on the EU Constitution met with a resounding ‘non'. The result has badly affected the French President who had campaign...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Embraces Sith and Dark Side of the Force
WASHINGTON, DC--United States President George W. Bush has embraced the Sith and the Dark Side of the Force, saying that it's "no more Mr. Nice Guy" in the ongoing fight against insurgents in Iraq.
Read full storyFirst Three Cars Scrapped -- Danica Wins!!!
Indianapolis Indiana The first three cars have been disqualified from the Indy 500. The new winner is Danica Patrick. An anonymous source says that after the mandatory impounding of the cars after the race two of the first three were found to...
Read full storyHershey's Returns Tastetations to Market; Supermarket Employees Gird for Battle
Hershey, PA--The giant candy maker Hershey's today returned the hard chocolate candy Tastetations to selected supermarkets and convenience stores, leading to mass stampedes, crushed toes, and slapped faces as dieting women battled grocery...
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