Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits
Wal-Mart Supercenters across the country are making room in their Sporting Goods departments for a new line of ultralight aircraft kits. The small single engine aircraft were made popular after John Walton, heir to the Wal-Mart fortune, recently mad...
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Washington, USA. Earlier this weekend the United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced plans to begin bombing the bad lands of popular fantasy: J R R Tolkien's Middle Earth. The plan comes in the wake of the NATO summit in Pra...
Read full storyLatest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating
Cobham, Kent. Last Wednesday popularity listings for 15 Largo Road were released with speculations of who would lead as ‘top flatmate' and candidate for free pints in the union. The results were far from expected as 4th flatmate, Andrew Pars...
Read full storyA push to upgrade car alarms
Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.
Read full storyBill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century
Life is about revisions and change. Just think if we still used leaches to drain the blood of those who are ill. Or if our dictionary were the same dictionary used centuries ago (Of my konnyng that vnneth I it steere). Or if we settled our dispute...
Read full storyWhat, Me Worry?
A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...
Read full storyBush Orders All Payments to Satirists Halted!
WASHINGTON, DC --- Hoping to forestall another scandal involving government payouts to the media, President George W. Bush today announced a halt to all payments to satirists. A recent congressional investigation revealed the White House was playing...
Read full storyPortrait Of A Desperate Man, Yoslapa Big Sappa Laffden
Some Hellhole, Afghanistan---In yet another embarrassing moment, in an ongoing comedic series of blunders, missteps, malapropisms and pure goofiness, Yoslapa Big Sappa Laffden has been located hiding behind a cactus near a cave somewhere near...
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