Black Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!
Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of exclamation points (!) in online humor web sites and blogs. Experts from around the globe are gathering i...
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Actor Angelina Jolie flew into Planet Endor yesterday to sign adoption papers for the latest addition to her family - an Ewok.
Read full storyG8 Summit to Release New Album after Live 8 Concert Triumph.
Super-group G8 Summit, who re-formed to perform at the Live 8 concert are to return to the recording studio and release a new album, their first since their acrimonious split in 1995 after "Irreconcilable artistic and personal differences."
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