Bush To Fill Court Vacancy
Washington, DC--In a determined and even handed effort to fill unconscionably and unjustifiably vacant federal court positions, George Dubya Bush has nominated W. K. Solomon to the local district court. The Democrat minority immediately pounc...
Read full storyACLU to defend reporter that knows President's name, address
Somewhere east of the Mississippi-This reporter has learned, by the most surreptitious means, that the ACLU has taken the case of a reporter that has (purportedly) been arrested by the Secret Service and charged with knowing newly classified i...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie's Lips Explode
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
Read full storyStaples to market staplers
In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core business...
Read full storySupport Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
Read full storyCherie Blair becomes new face of Victoria's Secret
Cherie Blair, the wife of Britain's Prime Minister, is the new celebrity face of Victoria's Secret.
Read full storyWest Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle
Charleston - Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.
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