200 People Die From New Music Genre
Efforts to clean up after tragic concert in Kneedeep, Alabamahave taken longer than expected. Though the exits were clearly marked and concert goers were not crowded in, all but a handfull perished in what is now called the shortest musical genre in...
Read full storyFord Recalls 24,000 SUV Drivers
Concerned about the increasing rate of "irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior" exhibited by SUV drivers, Ford announced today that it is recalling 24,000 drivers of its Ford Expedition and Lincoln Navigator series in the first of a plann...
Read full storyJudge in Michael Jackson case sets rules
Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.
Read full storyPhiladelphia Eagles Blitz Unlicensed "Official Party Centers"
Area food stores that call themselves "The Official Eagles Party Center" better have a license to do so, "or face legal consequences," warned Eagles president, Joe Banner, yesterday.
Read full storyCIA Train Sharpshooters
Washington, DC - CIA Deputy Director Startup Warmonger announced today a new and innovative program called "STAC", Strategically Trained Animal Commando's, (cats spelled backwards.)...
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