
Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
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Bush Sees Iraqi Democracy Spreading
WASHINGTON DC. Under a large sign that read "Mission Accomplished", a smiling George Bush gave a jubilant speech, stating that fair an i...
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Sharon Stone In Sophie's Choice Remake
In a venture to change movie history and capitalize on popular current films, Hollywood executives have decided to remake some semi contemporary classics such as Sophie's Choice, which will star Sharon Stone and conversely cast Meryl Streep in B...
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Pope Idol 2005
With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...
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