Vioxx scare hits healthcare costs
Further fallout from the Vioxx health scare today hit the headlines as it emerged that the withdrawal of the drug may have a huge and previously unforseen impact on the federal health budget.
Read full storyConservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute
Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...
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Vigilant consumer watchdogs have foiled a terrorist plot which could have literally brought Britain to its knees.
Read full storyOzzy Osbourne to head United Nations
UNITED NATIONS (AP) - The United Nations' chief of staff Mark Malloch Brown announced that significant changes, both cultural and structural, would soon take place at the scandal-ridden United Nations. Brown said, "the endemic corruption...
Read full storyMobile Phone Virus Found in US
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land. Appearing on "Meet the P...
Read full storyWorld Reacts Harshly to NHL's Cancellation
After intense negotiations between the NHL and the NHL Player's Association broke down, the prospect for hockey in the near future seem dim. The cancellation of the National Hockey League's season has caused ripple effects across the world. Whi...
Read full storyPorter Goss and Donald Rumsfeld: The War Is Going Well, If You Don't Mind Losing.
United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CIA Director Porter Goss both appeared in front of various Congressional Committees yesterday to warn America that Administration policies over the last four years have made the chances that the...
Read full story"Old" Europe dares Bush to visit
Brusells (Spoof International News Syndicate)-President Bush arrived in Brussels today amidst a chorus of boos, raspberries, catcalls and rolling eyes. No European leaders had gathered to greet him though; it was simply baggage handlers unloading ba...
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