Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st
Royal Soothsayers Office, Tower of London; Saturday 12 February 2005 - (Associated Mess): A flurry of frenzied activity has descended on the Ancient Heraldic Order of Seers, Stargazers and Interpreters of the Splayed Royal Entrails this weekend fo...
Read full storyCamilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line
LONDON - Camilla Parker Bowles and Revlon International announced yesterday that Feel Like a Duchess, a cosmetics line inspired by Mrs Parker Bowles, will be available in stores this summer. Featuring a full array of quality personal-care-and-groomin...
Read full storyPolice Fear Internet Suicide Pact Copycats
KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Following the arrest of a local man who had convinced nearly three dozen women across the United States and Canada to commit suicide on the Internet on Valentine's day, police in Klamath Falls, Oregon, warned people to beware...
Read full storyCamilla Parker Bowles shows true face
London, England - This week Prince Charles revealed his April wedding plans to long time mattress (oh, I mean mistress!) Camilla Parker Bowles, disregarding any negative opinions about the match expressed by other members of the Royal family, and fam...
Read full storyHallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact
WASHINGTON - The Hallmark Corporation has asked the Department of Homeland Security to declare a code red for Valentine's Day following the discovery of an Internet suicide pact scheduled for Monday February 14. The pact, which is known to involve at...
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