Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed
(Rotters) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed under the weight of her own monumental sense of self-importance during a luncheon speech Monday in upstate New York.
Read full storyHearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds
A study conducted over the past 55 years has come to a close as doctors Timothy Webber and James Seul discovered today that hearts are the leading cause of various forms of heart disease.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Busted!
"THE RANCH" CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP) Local law enforcement officers seized a large quantity of marijuana from the ranch owned by President George Bush. In an early morning raid, undercover officers swooped into the old ranch house, whi...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Denies She Is Carrying Tucker Carlson's Love Child
WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton branded as "false and scurrilous" a Fox News report that she had fainted during a speaking engagement in Buffalo, N.Y., yesterday because she is two months' pregnant. The story, posted on the Fox Web site yest...
Read full storyL. Paul Bremer "misplaces" $9 Billion in Iraq
(Baghdad) Spoof International News. Paul Bremer, recent recipient of the Presidential medal of Freedom, was caught unawares last week after receiving the results of an audit completed on his stewardship of Iraqi funds while he was Chief Administrato...
Read full storyStudy reveals connection between raising children and stress levels.
A study released Monday revealed a connection between the raising of children and stress levels. This concerning study shows that having and raising children dramatically increases the stress level's of parents. The stress levels rise early on and at...
Read full storyAngry Mom upsets child, herself
In a disturbing incident Monday, A mother of 3 upset her middle child, and herself. During an upsetting household experiment involving 2 pieces of bread, a plate, and 17 books, an angry mom exploded at her kid." Why do you always delay these thi...
Read full storyDarth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !
PAWTUCKET, RI (AP) Rhode Island State Police were called in to investigate a break out at Hasbro, Inc. According to Hasbro security officials, Darth Tater broke out of the company's potato bin in the middle of the night. Toymaker Hasbro is the ma...
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