Judge orders Saddam Hussein's mouth Duck Taped Shut
Saddam Hussein had his LAST ranting raving lunatic courtroom outburst before the judge, fed up with Hussein's spoiled brat antics ordered Saddam's mouth securely wrapped and taped SHUT with high grade military Duck tape. Courtroom observers r...
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BUCHAREST - So much has been written about me over the centuries, that it is impossible to separate the myths, legends, supernatural and everything else that has been ascribed to me.
Read full storyBill and Melinda Gate's 33 ft 'Guard Python' swallows intruder Alive
Bill Gates told reporters, "By the time I got downstairs Slither had a bulge in her belly and a SMILE on her face. I'm sorry about the intruder, I don't know how he got in. I'll have to review video from our orbiting security...
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He was a menacing looking man approaching my car as I waited for the light to turn to green. Probably a panhandler, I thought, but not holding the usual "Will work for Mad Dog 20/20" sign. I instinctively looked to make sure my door was locked. It wasn’t. He was still 15 feet away. Plenty of time to lock it, but I didn’t want to insult him by letting him realize his approach was causing...
Read full storyThis must be a bad dream...
I dreamt last night that I found this marvelous website that would take my writing submissions and over time I would develop a following of webbies that would seek my brand of humor and become an audience for my "voice." In my dream I wrote a couple of pieces that were not by best stuff, but I was tired, it was Christmas, and I knew that if I built it they would come.
Read full storyOsama's Niece Is A Terrorist.
New York - Osama's Niece, Wafah Dufour, is fed up with Americans "not accepting her", she said in an interview with GQ magazine. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him (Osama)", she told r...
Read full storyGreat White torches another Night Club
Psychic Friends Network's singing psychic Dionne Warwick hooked up Great White's departed guitar player Ty Longley with his fellow "above ground" band members after Detroit's "Night Rave" night club burned completely t...
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