
The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit
Buffalo NY - A lawyer, who wishes to remain anonomyous, for the moment, is filing a classs action law suit again several drug companies in the United States.
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U.S. Butts in Again on Other Nation's Right to Bear Nuclear Arms
Talks between Iran and Europe resumed in Vienna today concerning Iran's nuclear program. The U.S. is accusing Iran of attempting to develop nuclear weapons while Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reassures that the program is intended to generate...
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New Yorkers, Elephant Forced To Walk.
New York City - NYC transit workers went on strike early this week forcing millions of people to walk.
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Flying Donkey Crashes into Brothel
PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed "hotel" in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, "I was .. taking care of a .. client when CRASH all of a sudden there...
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Bush Love Note To Sheehan Leaked
CRAWFORD - This town of 705 souls, located half-way between Austin, the headquarters of Dell Computer, and Fort Worth along the Chisholm Trail, is the last place on Earth where one would expect to find, much less court, controversy.
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Frankenstein Wins Turner Prize
Baron Victor Frankenstein has won this year's Turner prize. The Baron, who has described his work as "life, death and the anonymous imagery of the human unconscious, all tipped into a mammoth suit", is no greenhorn reincarnation freak; his pedigree t...
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