Angelina Jolie's Cat Missing
(Reuters) LA Law enforcement was tripled by a factor of 10 as approximately 80% of the adult male population of Los Angeles California took to the streets of LA frantically searching for actress Angelina Jolie's cat in hopes of being the one t...
Read full storyMass Suicide Spawns howamidoing.com Email Service
After a large number of clients began committing suicide, howamidoing.com, a future email service, came up with a new host of services for their clients, the company announced Monday at a press conference.
Read full story'Don't Give In To Despair In My War for Iraqi Oil,' Bush urges US Citizens
WASHINGTON (UPI)-- US President George W. Bush asserted last night that the United States is winning the war to plunder Iraqi oil and issued a plea to Americans divided by doubt, "Do not give in to despair and do not give up on this fight for im...
Read full storyRogue Dingo Canines Rendered To SPCA
CANBERRA - At a press conference here, Australian Prime Minister John Howard was confronted by reporters over extraordinary renditions of rogue dingoes and other feral canines, to remote SPCA facilities in the Australian Outback.
Read full storySuicide bomber blows up his own Terror Cell
The sole survivor of yesterday's comical explosion in Iraq told reporters from his ICU unit in Tikrit, "We send Abu on his way with time-bomb belt ticking. Next thing we know we hear knock at door and Abu going 'I forgot my ..'
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