
Hillary Clinton Has Plans For The Big Guy
Skull Island, South of Treasure Island and to the Right of Nevah, Nevah Land---Hillary Clinton has emerged from the proverbial relationship depths to make it clear on The Ellen DeGeneres Talk Show and other venues of convenience that she has no probl...
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Roughly one quarter of newborns "morbidly obese" say Scottish Health Authorities
An estimated one in three and a half (or two in seven) newborn Scots children are now beginning life morbidly obese, according to figures published earlier today. A study conducted by the Greater Glasgow National Health Serv...
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Bush: "The UFO's are ours. There are no aliens."
In one fell swoop President Bush broke the hearts, minds and spirits of UFO enthusiasts everywhere when he publicly debunked and denounced the existence of Roswell, Zeta Reticular, crop circles, Harry Truman, Area 51, blue spinning cigar shaped gl...
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