Michael Jackson: "There's nothing wrong with molesting children!"
NEVERLAND (AP) Following up on comments Michael Jackson made about there being nothing sexual about sleeping with young boys, the King of Pop declared, "There's nothing wrong with molesting children! When I touch a young boy's genitals, I am letting...
Read full storyBuick Dumps Tiger, Takes Wie
In a surprise move General Motors has announced the signing of 15-year-old golf phenom Michelle Wie to endorse their automobiles. She will replace present spokesman Tiger Woods, who recently assaulted a top advertising photographer taking still shots...
Read full storyMacaulay Culkin Trying Desperately to Escape
Los Angeles-"My life has turned in to a nightmare," said McCauley Culking, a sophomore college student at UCLA. "Ever since this Michael Jackson thing came up, all my friends totally rip on me constantly. When I was a kid, that other kid with the s...
Read full storyPope's Funeral Continues
VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...
Read full story"Don't Make Me Come Down There!" Says God
Tired of the ongoing moral decline in the world today God has taken the rather unusual step of issuing a statement to the people of Earth.
Read full storyPope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI
Bakers, CA - An insider recently caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest action superstar and the co-founder of Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone regarding the status of Rocky VI. As much as we were appalled, we were excite...
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