Suppository Explodes!
Breaking news out of Cape Canaveral today as Space Shuttle Suppository blew up while sitting on the run way this afternoon.
Read full storySpace station capsule safely back on earth -but Italian driver banned for life
The TMA-5 capsule made a dramatic and high impact upright landing on the frozen steppes of northern Kazakhstan in the early morning darkness after it had been undocked from the orbiting outpost.
Read full storyVatican Goes Nuclear
ROME, MONDAY - Rumours have been leaking from inside Vatican City throughout the weekend that the newly-elected pontiff, pope Benedict XVI, intends to get tough on other religions who don't share the Roman Catholic view of spirituality. These appear...
Read full storyBushes new policy to "Dumb Down" America
The White House is moving to approve President Bushes new policy to limit the reading level at which Americans recieve most of thier information. Due to his own inability to devour text as fast as 5th grader, and seeing how he is a upper level colleg...
Read full storyHonda recalls all Element models; apologizes profusely
As of May 1st, all Honda Elements will be systematically recalled and destroyed, said American Honda President Koichi Kondo at a press conference late last week. Speculation that the vehicle had mechanical deficiencies were false, said Kondo, but Ho...
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