"Dont Do Drugs" Ads Succesful; Alcohol sales soar
In a surprising outcome, the "Don't Do Drugs" advirtisements that have hit America by storm in the past couple years are starting to affect it. The alcohol sales in the past quarter have almost doubled, which seems to point to the anti-...
Read full storyBaez Rebuffs Fonda's Apology
In a rare emergence from her self-imposed isolation of pissing and moaning about her unrequieted love for Dylan, Joan Baez has refused to accept the apology of spandex model Jane Fonda. "I was sitting in frikkin jail getting girl raped by Big Be...
Read full storyFirst Terri Schiavo and Now the Pope: God Cleans House and an Anxious World Wonders, Who's Next?
This has been an interesting time for Conservative Christians. The death of Terri Schiavo and the passing of Pope John Paul II has left many of the theologically rigid among us wondering who's next on Gods hit list. In Evangelical Churches across t...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Takes Credit For Astounding Jobs Growth
The Administration of President George W. Bush has formally received credit for the creation of tens of millions of new jobs; unfortunately for Americans, all of those jobs have been in Mexico, China and India. As a result, the families of immigrants...
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Live from Scotland, where the Labour Party have been in power longer than any other political party on earth.
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