Uncle BoB's: Advice to the lovelorn.
Dear Uncle BoB, How can I get my girlfriend of five years to quit being so cruel? I'm afraid to sleep with her anymore. Every time I do, wh...
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What do a bunch of guys do when they lock themselves in a room together for several days? "We ain't tellin'" laughs Cardinal Bakdoor, "but I can tell you that it just don't get no better than this! We're all buds, we share common interests, and boy d...
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White House Presidential spokesperson Kid Fiddler, shocked media correspondents gathered this morning for President Bush's weekly presentation on Cross Stitch for Beginners.
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Michael Jackson, not to be confused with Gen. Sir Michael Jackson, the well known pillar of society and pop legend is said to be set to run one of the UK's best known Army Barracks, Deepcut. Since the departure of Leslie Skinner, a well known di...
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