IRS Income Tax Refund Bonanza!
Washington DC (AP) A glitch in the Internal Revenue Service audit checking software is turning into thousands of large income tax refunds for US taxpayers. IRS commissioner Mark Everson looked embarrassed before TV cameras at a press conferenc...
Read full storyCondolezza Rice Resigns - Falisified Everything
Condolezza Rice tendered her resignation as Secretary of State today in a scandal still unfolding in Washington. President Bush and his cabinet colleagues expressed "shock and dismay" when a Democrat who was in the same class in Penn. Sta...
Read full storyBurger King to Unveil New "Sandwich" Sandwich
Chicago, Illinois- Earlier this week, while showcasing its newest line of burgers at the International Fast Food Convention,...
Read full storyMike Tyson Signs With Temple University
Temple University basketball coach John Chaney today announced the signing of Mike Tyson to play basketball for the Owls. "Mike's a fine young lad," Chaney said, "and will lend maturity and inside strength to our young squad." The NCAA approved the a...
Read full storyMichael Jackson begged to sleep with turtle
Santa Maria, Calif. - Ever since he was a youngster, Rudy Millstein has kept turtles and tortoises as pets. His fondness for Chelonia - especially the desert tortoises - is renown across the American Southwest, where Rudy spends his time observing a...
Read full storyBart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...
Read full storyPopemobile to get Pimped
In a way to honor the recently passed Pope John Paul II, while also bringing excitement to the new Papacy, MTV has announced this week that one of their signature shows will have a Catholic flair in an upcoming special. Plans are in the works for an...
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