Secret Documents Confirm that Bush-Cheney Administration Will Create Two Americas
Washington, DC--Secret documents unearthed from inside one of George Bush's cowboy boots confirm that if re-elected, the Bush-Cheney Administration will create two de facto Americas within the United States of America.
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Chelsea and England soccer defender, John Terry, told today of an anonymous hate-mail campaign apparently designed to affect his performances. "For the last several months I have been receiving poorly hand-written messages accusing me of all sorts of...
Read full storyVatican: Pointy Hats are Out
Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...
Read full storyCoalition Ground Forces Mop Up Sponsorship
The governments on both sides of the Atlantic have reached agreement over a new solution to offset the spiralling costs of the conflict in Iraq - sponsorship.
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