TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match
Atlanta, GA - Ted Turner announced today that the all-important Presidential Cage Match will be broadcast exclusively on cable network TNT's immensely-popular "Friday Night Heat." Next week's broadcast will be live and feature a tag-team cage mat...
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President George W. Bush, speaking from the campaign trail, has once again assured voters that Troops in Iraq will get all the equipment and supplies they need to "finish the job". Speaking to a carefully screened crowd who were forced to sign loyal...
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