Kerry Revelations Pour In As Election Nears
Revelations concerning Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry, are starting to pour in as the elections draw near. In Idaho scientists confirm that the Kerry family are descended from CHINpanzees and not apes that learned to walk erect.
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Fulham today confirmed the appointment of Victor Meldrew as their new manager. Patrick Trench was installed as his assistant, with the Craven Cottage club confirming that Chris Coleman was no longer bringing out the best of the team. Chairman Mohamed...
Read full storyGod Wins Out After Final TV Debate
After the triple head-to-head debates between US President George W Bush and his Democrat rival John Kerry, there was only one clear winner… God.
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