
Tiny Human Ancestor Found in New York
The discovery of a skeleton of a man barely one meter tall who hunted pygmy elephants and giant hamsters 18,000 years ago could rewrite the origins of humanity, scientists in United States said Thursday.
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Johnny Vegas Is Scared of Tomatoes
Stand up comic and former Pizza boy Johnny Vegas admits he has a fear of tomatoes. It was recently revealed when his old friend Paul Herman bought a round of Bloody Marys after a successful Stand Up tour of Britain. Paul told us "It was ironic, I'v...
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Poodle Brothers in diplomatic quandry
Washington DC, Friday (Rioters) - President George W Bush and his canine sibling Tony Blair were locked in frantic secret discussions at the Oval Office today following the leaking of news that the US has forfeited ownership of its London ambassado...
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I'm taking Bipartisan Relations to a Whole New Level
A letter from your president,...
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