Wrestling Superstar To Release New Rock LP
"Randy Savage explodes into your face again with the incendiary album about a time called the eighties and a legendary outlaw who rocked America's ass forever."...
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HOUSTON (The Spoof) - An "unexpected" food shortage aboard the ISS has NASA concerned about the possibility of cosmic cannibalism unless a Russian supply ship docks with the station soon. The December 24 launch of the next Progress is now cri...
Read full storyBush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't
George W. Bush, speaking at California's Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to "Support our Troops". In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, "Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to suppor...
Read full storySanta's Elves Test Positive for Drugs
The North Pole - Santa's elves, after credible, reliable information was obtained, were asked to submit to a drug test, which they failed. Santa and his other staff members stated that possible drug abuse was suspected after the elves behavior becam...
Read full storyQuel Surprise! France announces a complete ban of sexist and homophobic comments.
Paris, France - In an extraordinary turn of events, France's National Assembly, not content with making sexist and homophobic remarks illegal, has now banned the use of stereotypes as well.
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