Charles denies alleged Neverland incident
In the latest turn yet for the scandal-shaken Royal Family, Prince Charles vehemently denied being involved in an "unspecified incident that supposedly happened at Neverland" and that has been alluded to though never revealed in Britain'...
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Miss Piggy is set to give birth to triplets in the new year, our story comes straight from Hollywood.
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Shamed Spoof journalist Gareth Carpenter has admitted that he completely ‘made up' a story about famous children's author JK Rowling - because she once brushed him off at a book signing.
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Ewan McGregors latest nude scene in his latest movie "Young Adam" has been cut out of the US version, because his "penis is too long" and "disgraces the presidents flava"...
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Yes, it is true. Our beloved American flag, which has been gazed lovingly upon by many a patriotic American, is indeed a complex pattern incorporating more Satanistic symbols than the T-shirts worn by six hundred and sixty-six crazed Ozzy Osbourne fa...
Read full storyHappiness and a Side of Fries
Ban Happy Meals! What is it about the meal that is so happy? It has made our society obese. It has trained children to be gamblers, terrorists, and sexists. Families are being torn apart. We are unhappy. Sue McDonald's for their false advertise...
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