New Apple Diet Hits the Masses
Dr. Fartsalot's latest article for Edible Science Magazine hit the apple industry with a bang Thursday. People flooded the markets and spent unprecedented billions on apples.
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Pine Harbor, Minnesota- "It was horrific," recalls a solemn Susan Miller. "I was checking out my gathered goods like normal and the cashier asked me for my savings card and then I continued emptying my cart."...
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ALBERTA, CANADA- With the onset of Thanksgiving in its shadow, the West Alerta based Food Products Medical Centre has uncovered something that could affect millions of Thanksgiving practitioners and turkey enthusiasts alike, e-turkoli (pronounced e-t...
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