There were 4 spoof news stories published in May 2003. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
There’s a hole in my bucket and I’m going to piss around and sing about it
"There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole." "Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry. Then fix it, dear Henry. Dear Henry, fix it."...
Read full storyColumbo fingers wrong man
Famous American sleuth, Columbo, has been accused of fingering the wrong man for a murder that took place back in 1982.
Read full storyThe Cat Pumped
Calamity ensued today as Mr Bones, of Bones & Co, South London, announced: "Oh look, the cat pumped!"...
Read full storyScotsman found alive in puddle of own whiskey
Shock news today came through from Aberdeen where a tight-fisted Scotsman has been found very much alive in a pool of his own whiskey.
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