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'Deal or No Deal' Banker becomes Pranker

Funny story: 'Deal or No Deal' Banker becomes Pranker

Audience members of 'Deal or No Deal' are reporting that they witnessed an incredible sight on one of the recent episodes which will likely never be aired. It seems that during the episode, the 'banker' made one of the traditional phone calls to t...

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Tom Daley approached by PM over success of Splash

Following the overwhelmingly positive public reaction to his new TV Show, Splash, Tom Daley has apparently been approached by the Prime Minister to work for the Government. Like the rest of the country, David Cameron was left feeling uplifted af...

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Royal Pregancy Shock Revelation

News is breaking that reports that Kate Middleton is pregnant with Price William's child are actually incorrect. In a dramatic revelation we have today discovered that a royal is pregnant but it is not Kate as first thought. Buckingham Palace h...

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Collins and Dutton Publish Seminal Work - "Boxers that we consider to be failures and the reasons why"

Funny story: Collins and Dutton Publish Seminal Work - "Boxers that we consider to be failures and the reasons why"

James 'Bonecrusher' Smith- Completely against the spirit and the laws of the game to crush opponents bones. Immediate disqualifications. 'Iron' Mike Tyson.- Self explanatory, he is made of Iron and therefore disqualified to compete in the human...

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Optimus Prime Actor Struggles with Life after Transformers

Funny story: Optimus Prime Actor Struggles with Life after Transformers

The Transformers movie trilogy has grossed over $2.6 billion and launched the careers of Meghan Fox, Josh Duhamel and Shia la Bouef. However, as this reporter discovered, not everyone associated with the films has gone on to bigger and better thin...

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Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Funny story: Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Following David Beckham's announcement that he intends to quit the LA Galaxy at the end of the MLS season for a 'new challenge' speculation has been rife as to what the new challenge may be. It was previously thought that he would be heading out...

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Tank Engine Drivers Describe 'Living Engine' Nightmare on Island of Sodor

Funny story: Tank Engine Drivers Describe 'Living Engine' Nightmare on Island of Sodor

The National Institute of Tank Engine Drivers has revealed today that a number of their members have refused to work on the small island of Sodor following complaints that some Tank Engines appear to have 'minds of their own'. It isn't the first t...

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Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Funny story: Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Presidential candidate Mitt "Ragtime" Romney and his VP running mate Paul "Slowhand" Ryan are once again jumping in the bus and heading out onto the highways of the United States of America. However, what is more surprising, is that this time they...

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Mark Hughes Admits Incredible Dislike for QPR Players

Funny story: Mark Hughes Admits Incredible Dislike for QPR Players

In a shocking moment of honesty during a BBC interview, Mark Hughes has revealed his incredible dislike for his QPR players. During the interview, following a question about morale in the dressing room, Hughes sighed and said "I don't care. Do you...

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Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

Funny story: Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price. The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...

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Chris Kamara - My Stalker Hell

Legendary ex Bradford City Footballer Chris Kamara today speaks out about the hell his life has become since becoming targeted by an hysterical late middle aged man from the Mediterranean. "I don't know where he came from" said Chris "but he app...

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Brits to Send Qatada to Mars

Funny story: Brits to Send Qatada to Mars

In a shocking announcement, the UK Government has revealed its plans to 'kill 2 birds with one stone' as plans to combine solving the controversial issue of Abu Qatada, with the development of a UK Space Programme. USA (The UK Space Agency) had be...

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Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Funny story: Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Lawyers for the the boxer Ricky Hatton have revealed today that they are desperately trying to fight the contract that sees him due to come out of retirement in a matter of days in a fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko. Seemingly the mancunian boxe...

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Lance Armstrong Hit by Further Problems with Drug Re-Classification

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Hit by Further Problems with Drug Re-Classification

As well as suffering the humiliation of having his 7 Tour de France titles stripped from him Lance Armstrong today suffered a further blow when the UK Government confirmed that he has been re-classified as a Class A drug. Possession of Armstrong...

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Writing Team "Collins and Dutton" to Re-Unite

Funny story: Writing Team "Collins and Dutton" to Re-Unite

The widely ignored and disregarded writing partnership of "Collins and Dutton" are to re-unite based on rumours circulating the social elite. The pair famously split following a well publicised spell of alcohol fuelled arguments and violence, when...

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Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

Funny story: Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

The morals of Premiership footballers hit a new low today as both Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez demanded either a transfer or a wage increase. The justification of both players was based around the VAT increase taking place in January as the UK mo...

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Spoof Writers Return to Writing Following Escape from Prison

Funny story: Spoof Writers Return to Writing Following Escape from Prison

TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison. Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a h...

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Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Funny story: Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...

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