A House of Commons security guard has told London's High Court that a Welsh Labour MP repeatedly swore at him when he asked to see his pass. Martin Sock, MP for Clwwywyeeyeyewyd South, allegedly told guard Christopher Cheese-and Ham-Sandwich to "...
New plans to prevent sex offenders from committing terrible and dirty crimes are being announced by the Home Office later today.
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