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Marijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, As Does Hasselhoff

Funny story: Marijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, As Does Hasselhoff

In a move that will most definitely turn the tide of the election in democratic nominee John Kerry's favor, Marijuana Party presidential hopeful Dodd Sheppo has announced that he is dropping out of the race and putting his full support behind Ker...

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Man Actually Falls for April Fool's Joke

Funny story: Man Actually Falls for April Fool's Joke

A local man truly fell for an April Fool's joke on Thursday, the first such reported instance in about 15 years.

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Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

Funny story: Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

In a rare event, 27-year-old Glen Harrison actually purchased a condom from the machine in a bowling alley restroom on Friday night.

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Skeletor Lays Off Four Minions

Funny story: Skeletor Lays Off Four Minions

Skeletor announced today that due to budget constraints four minions have been cut from his roster of evil.

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FCC Levels Record Fine at 4-year-old Boy

Funny story: FCC Levels Record Fine at 4-year-old Boy

The FCC imposed a record fine of $8.6 million on 4-year-old Howie Langston of Red Bank, New Jersey for broadcasting indecent material on his 3-month-old sister Lisa's baby monitor on Friday. Mr. Langston sparked the ire of the FCC by his repeate...

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Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Funny story: Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Corey Haim, star of such blockbusters as Demolition High and The Double 0 Kid announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans.

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Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Funny story: Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Todd Stevens, 25 of Gainesville, FL, says that the Australian accent of his girlfriend, Tamayra Irwin, 24, has gone from cute and charming to increasingly annoying over the past few months.

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McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

Funny story: McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

George Kroc, CEO of McDonalds, announced today that the hugely successful fast food franchise will be closing its doors for good at the end of the year due to intense pressure from the animal rights organization PETA.

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Andy Capp Arrested for Domestic Violence

Funny story: Andy Capp Arrested for Domestic Violence

Andy Capp was arrested early this morning for allegedly severely beating his wife, Flo, with a billiard cue.

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Bush "Just here to party".

Bush surprised a crowd of London common folk today when he stated in a speech on the steps of Buckingham Palace that he was visting for one reason and one reason only: partying.

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Kevin Costner Murders Seven Prostitutes for Movie Role Research

Funny story: Kevin Costner Murders Seven Prostitutes for Movie Role Research

In an effort to get in touch with his next movie role, actor Kevin Costner brutally murdered seven prostitutes last week.

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Bush Vows to Find Hitler

Funny story: Bush Vows to Find Hitler

President Bush stated in a press conference today that Adolf Hitler, the head of the Nazi party, is still at large, but the US military is "making progress" in pinpointing him.

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Richie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape

Funny story: Richie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape

The aristocratic community was stunned today when a video tape surfaced depicting "poor little rich boy" Richie Rich using drugs heavily and engaging in homosexual acts.

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2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

Funny story: 2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

Washington, D.C. - In a move that turned the political world upside-down, Congress announced today that instead of having a traditional presidential election next November, candidates will compete on the popular reality game show "Survivor"...

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Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

Funny story: Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

The Zexandroogs, a group of grey-class aliens from the planet Zexandroogentopiaberg, refused to give a routine anal probing to an abductee on Monday because of his "unhygienic nature".

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Poll: Americans Still Don't Care About Soccer

Funny story: Poll: Americans Still Don't Care About Soccer

In a recent nationwide poll that surprised no one, it was revealed that 98% of Americans could care less about the sport of soccer.

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Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man Split Up

Funny story: Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man Split Up

Citing irreconcilable differences and mental anguish, Ms. Pac-Man has filed for divorce from her famous yellow ball of a husband, Pac-Man.

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Willy Wonka Accused of Sweatshop Practices

Funny story: Willy Wonka Accused of Sweatshop Practices

Willy Wonka, that crazy singing king of candy, was accused Wednesday of putting Oompa Loompa children to work in his famous chocolate factory and abusing them.

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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