Juneau - (Ass Mess): FBI sources have said that the near capsize of Majestic America's Empress of the North this week may have been a cynical attempt by the Corrupt Bastards Club to scuttle the jinxed and disaster-prone vessel for the in...
Juneau - (Ass Mess): Unpeturbed that its flagship paddlesteamer Empress of the North has now notched up four consecutive hits on sandbanks, rocks and other maritime obstacles, Majestic America continues to entice prospective passengers with the idyll...
Juneau - (Ass Mess): The latest disaster to strike Majestic America's paddlewheel cruiser Empress of the North which is close to capsizing off Juneau's icy waters today has been dubbed a fearsome hex by ex-crew members who have refused to sai...
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