British fire authorities have called for a full investigation following the drowning death of a seventy year old pensioner who was hosed down by as many as four "overzealous" fire units after his prosthetic leg caught fire.
Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.
Tony Hancock (1924-1968) the English comedian, actor and all round entertainer best known for his radio show Hancock's Half Hour had a wooden leg.
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