With a beauty product supply shortage gripping the west coast, actor, Tom Selleck has been accused of pilfering large amounts of beauty aids to help him maintain his stunningly unchanged appearance. A helicopter that looks alarmingly similar to...
TV and Film Stars Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg and Tom 'Magnum Moustache PI' Selleck are to be re-united for the third installment of their hit movie franchise 'Three Men and a Little Lady'.
It was the same day that I’d been woken at about 3am by a bat flying around my bedroom. I’d been dreaming about searching for the actor, Tom Selleck whom I eventually found living in a caravan in a remote field. I was somewhere in the no-man’s land between sleep and wakefulness, when I became aware of something, a presence, in the room.
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