Three Men and a Little bit of middle age spread

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

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Ted Danson's Phone, yesterday

TV and Film Stars Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg and Tom 'Magnum Moustache PI' Selleck are to be re-united for the third installment of their hit movie franchise 'Three Men and a Little Lady'.

In it, the three aging lothario's play the aging grandfather figures for their new grandchild. Playing up to the same lazy stereotypes that Steve Martin employed in Father of the Bride, the third film will also feature Danson running for President, whilst Guttenberg runs for his life to the theme of 'Yakety Sax' famed for its use in the Benny Hill show.

Danson told us: 'I felt it was time we put one last film together. My career has been going well, I am acting with Glenn Close,the phone is ringing of the hook, but Steve's career has gone of the boil lately, and Tom still regrets turning down Indiana Jones. I know that the fourth film in that franchise is really getting to him'.

Alien 6 is currently in production, with an aging Ripley telling a new born Alien/Human hybrid grandchild about her fun packed youth. Guttenberg is also currently in talks to film Police Academy 58, with its original actors and writers.

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