London - (Gonads): The Rothley GP has brushed aside reports that ousted Royal Institution director Barrenness (sic) Greenfield is her birth mother. "That's about as daft as rumors that Gerry McCann is Gorgon Brown's son, haha," spokesman Clarence...
London - (Sky At Night): Myleene Klass (sic) has been tipped to replace hapless Barrenness (sic) Greenfield as the next CEO of the Royal Institution. The controversial knife-wielding burglar-defier and keen amateur astronomer is half scraggy-arsed...
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