Skeletor admits 'I really miss He-Man'

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

The lord of cartoon darkness, Skeletor says he really misses playing around with his old mucker, He-Man.

The evil over-lord said: "Yes, he was often very irritating. There were times I could have literally killed him, really, there were, and I know that he felt the same. But, the future of the world was at stake, for both of us, and I know that that coloured both of us.

"I really miss those days, when my Evil was seen as something frightening, but since that Scream film, people use my face to parody evil, and it really is no fun. People don't remember my glory days, now they just see me as a jaded old duffer in a Scream mask."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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