WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Johnny Trump, 73, (and tipping the weight scales at 273) has just become the luckiest president in the history of American presidents. Maximus Bedstraw with The Grandiose News Organization stated, “Every Republ...
Republican senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee have denied that Mr. Kavanaugh was sipping alcohol during the hearing Thursday. That is, with his periodic need to refresh his throat with what might have been water (Ms. Ford was sipping from...
Former vice-president Mr. Richard "would do it again in a trice" Cheney has come forward to exonerate CIA "enhanced interrogation" tactics first used during the Bush administration. America must be defended, according to Mr. Cheney, no matter wha...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor has now been grilled, sauteed, and deep fried by the Senate Confirmation Committee for a total of 8,297 hours, which is enough time for OctuMom to have gotten pregnant twice. The ave...
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