Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
Fans of the NFL coaching turnstile may want to check the expiration date on that can of Old Tuna sitting on the shelf since the Dolphins started to rebuild. Yes, reports are now circulating that the Big Tuna himself, Bill Parcells, is about to go...
New Orleans sinner Sean Payton must walk the plank. Yes, indeed, Captain Jolly Roger Goodell is treating the Head Coach of the New Orleans Saints like the last of the Blackbeard types. Walking the plank with sharks below would be too good for the...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
