Hot off the press is news that NASA have added a constellation in to the traditional canon of twelve star signs, Ophiuchus. "There's always been a gap in the heavens between Scorpio and Sagittarius," said NASA spokesperson, Katherine Johnson. "Oph…
Troubled star Britney Spear's life has sunk to such depths that she has contacted Russell Grant. The astrologer said, 'I got an email from Britney Spears office. Apparently she wants a reading. I need to check out its validity.' He then disappea...
Cuddly astrologer Russell Grant has been approached by Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed about what the future holds.
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