The pharmaceutical industry has come up with a new drug to combat the growing problem of reptile dysfunction. “Reptile dysfunction is a serious problem in America,” said Doug Waxler, CEO of Philadelphia-based Addictive Pharmaceuticals Inc. “We see...
Prison authorities are employing mobile zoos to give inmates a chance to stroke exotic (not erotic) animals claiming snakes are better than rats who normally reside in Brit nicks! However, one mobile zoo, misunderstood that they should bring snake...
Patui-Tui-Twonga, South Pacific -- Following some intensive investigative work, we caught up with Godzilla on a remote island where the resurgent mutant lizard was keeping a low profile, after having been deported from the big island of Hawaii for ca...
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