And lo, the Lady of the Lake did come to the aid of the party, wielding a sword to establish government in the British Isles. The people, covered in mud from the majestic horses of the King, joyfully wiped it off as His Shortness and his Lady in Arms…
A source close to Penny Mordaunt has stated that if Penny doesn’t win the Conservative race and become the next shamed and Benny Hill-ed PM, she will start modeling. First bathing suits. Then lingerie. Then … ? (Tasteful nudes?) If you are a pr…
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