London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Baroness Thatcher has been discharged from the Royal Freak Hospital's A&E department following an arm fracture sustained during frantic whitewashing activities in the Kinga Legg murder cover-up in Paris. Mrs T was d...
Paris, France - (Whodunnit Ass Mess): Is vanished fugitive from justice Ian Griffin being framed for murder by France's First Lady Carla Bruni? A frantic voicemail message on his mother's tanning salon ansaphone today seems to suggest a French Lad...
Paris, France - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): First it was slinky model Katoucha Niane, fished out from the River Seine after a public slanging match about the size of Carla Bruni's ass. Then last week Spiderman-3 actress Lucy Gordon's lifeless body w...
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