Soon, Americans will no longer able to “cut footloose”, or “kick off the Sunday shoes”. Fuck Sundays – that’s not the Lord’s Day, it’s a day of hangovers and football. Kevin Bacon tried to show us how to rebel against rabid Christian preachers wh…
Kevin Bacon made an overnight trip to Iran at his own expense to speak with President Hassan Rohani regarding the 'Happy Dancers' crisis. We caught up with Kevin at LAX just before his flight departed, he was in high spirits apart from the fact t...
The film star formerly known as Kevin Bacon announced yesterday that he wishes to be known as Kevin Rib of Beef. He said "After I chat to hungry people, for instance in New York, they promptly disappear and come back munching a NYC special bacon...
The relationship kiss of death was spotted on the red carpet in Hollywood this week, as Kyra Sedgewick displayed a fresh Kevin Bacon tribute tattoo before entering the 2012 SAG awards. Following in the footsteps of other Hollywood couples who se...
Kevin Bacon can rest easy with the knowledge that the popularity of his namesake inspired trivia game will remain unscathed, as the stars of the Footloose movie remake have shown themselves to be almost forgettable. Starring a young man whose n...
Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...
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